Guest Rooms Telephone/Fax: No telephone lines are available in Sanda. We do, however, have an over-dimensional mobile phone (except it cannot be moved) and whereas we cannot help with phone calls, we can receive and send faxes for you.
Bar Fridge: Yes, there is one in your room. If there is something you want and it's not in the fridge, just shout (no pun intended) and we'll see what we can do. On your dressing table you will find a Thermos with clean drinking water.
Television: Yes, that too, is there. The remote control and channel 1) will bring you in house movies. The picture frame on the bed side table will give you a full list of stations available. In house movie titles may be requested and selected from our VCD library.
Swimming Pool: Although it contains a massive 85,000L of water it is only 1.4m deep, diving is thus not recommended. You will find bath towels in your room.
Coconut Palms: All coconuts adhere strictly to Mr. Newton's law. Falling ones have right of way! Please look out (up, rather).
Electricity: About 220v. In the bathroom there is also a power point for 110v. This, of course, is on the assumption that we do have power. The odd power failure does occur and can be quite romantic after dark. Don't worry though, we do have our own power generator.
Happy Hour: 5-6pm. Ted (old East-African hand) serves his very Colonial Pink Gins free of charge (Mansion gin - excellent, local brand).
Check Out Time: If you must leave us we suppose 12 noon is a good a time as any. If your room has not been booked by someone else, we would be flexible.
Ceiling Fans: All bedrooms have fans. One pull (gentle, please) starts the fan off at the highest speed. A second pull brings it down to half speed. A third pull results in very slow speed, and a fourth pull stops it.
Air Conditioners: You will probably not need your air conditioner on "Cool" at night. You may, however, find a setting on "Dry" very comfortable.
Room Service: Of course!
Smoking In The Rooms: This is always a tricky one, but let's bite the bullet: Please restrict your smoking to the verandahs.